世界唯一的我: 冷笑话
Wednesday, July 04, 2007

《造句》
1) 难过 - 我家前面有一条大水沟，很难过去。
2) 如果 - 可乐不如果汁营养。
3）便当 - 弟弟把大便当作每天起床非得做的事。
4) 十分 - 妹妹只考了十分，真丢脸。
5）棉被 - 小玉的卫生棉被偷了。

有一天魔王把公主抓走
魔王：你尽管叫破喉咙！没有人会来救你的！
公主：破喉咙~破喉咙~
没有人：公主~我来救你了！
魔王：说曹操曹操就到！
曹操：魔王！你叫我干嘛？
魔王：哇嘹！靠到鬼！
鬼：靠！被发现了！
靠：胡说！谁发现我了？
谁：管我屁事？
魔王：OH~MY GOD!!
上帝：谁叫我？
谁：没有人叫你啊！
没有人：我哪有？
从此。。。魔王精神分裂。。。

花生仔 =p
4:56 PM


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